A little dialogue between Anne and me:
Anne: Mom, I need to go poop.
Me: Okay, let's go upstairs.
A: Are you gonna listen to me poop?
M: Uh, sure.
(In the bathroom)
A: Are you gonna listen to me poop?
M: Yes. I'm listening.
A: Okay...here it comes! (pause) Did you hear it?
M: Yes, I heard it.
A: There's more!
M: Great.
Please, dear child, spare me from the graphic play-by-play of your toilet habits! Perhaps we need to introduce the concept of "privacy". Or at least the idea of using the bathroom ALONE.
1 comment:
Well, you do want her to be open and honest with you during the teen years, right? However, this is one conversation I won't copy/paste for her scrapbook!
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